Wednesday, December 5, 2007

reality shows

haha i dont even know who reads this
anyways

i've noticed a pattern in the maury show's paternity tests
the women always claim that their babies have some feature that looks like the accused father...and sometimes they really do not look anything alike
i think they're hallucinating or lying to themselves b/c they are desperate
call me cynical.. haha

when the guy is NOT the father, i noticed he usually whoops loudly or jumps around the stage, while the woman runs backstage to cry uncontrollably .. but the camera still follows her to reveal her shame to everybody
no use running backstage i guess

but when the guy IS the father, he suddenly changes from a raging maniac who swears at a mile a minute to a gentle "father figure," bending over his baby and saying that he's going to take care of his baby. the woman is usually screaming things like "WHATD I TELL YOU?" to him. .

are they paid to "act" on these maury shows? haha sometimes i wonder.

it's odd how i notice these things unless others do it too
i guess this is going to be a blog of all the things i think are weird

4 comments:

Peter Kim said...

haha you have a blog. and you have a 50 year old small mexican guitar. i bet that's going well :)

i remember when i used to watch maury here and there. and yes, your pattern is spot on. you should see this one episode where a black guy dances because he found out he wasn't the father, which was after the pregnant girl was overconfident that he was. she even said she was like 5000% sure.

Dizzy_D said...

GAYYY but true. hahaha

Dizzy_D said...

8==========================D

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